The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? It was on sail.