The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
People are quick to judge crowds at bars after reopening.. It’s a bar, by definition that’s where people go to make bad decisions.
My 2020 New Year's resolution was to reduce my carbon footprint. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
A doctor from the morgue calls the local dealership: "How many motorcycles did you sell today?" "Four." "Oh, looks like one is still riding"
I was confused as to why my neighbor started selling empty perfume bottles... It made no scents
Your mum is so slow It took her 9 months to come up with a good joke
One day a mom made a bowl of salad for her son Son scowls and said: "Mommy I told you I hate salad!" then proceeds to throw the bowl of salad to the ground.Mom angrily responds: "Oh you salad tosser!"
What do you call it when there’s an earthquake at a cemetery ? A maraca band
What is an owl’s favorite board game? Guess Who?
My wife says we should split up because I keep pretending I'm a detective I said good idea, we can cover more ground that way
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A waist of time.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
"Just look at that couple down the road," a wife told her husband. "He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can't you do that?" "Are you insane?" he responded. "I barely know the woman!"
Russ: "Dad, this tree won't fit in our backyard." Clark: "It's not going in the yard, Russ. It's going in the living room."
What was the man feeling after he got swindled right under Big Ben? He was ticked off.