The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice.'
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'