The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The best gift I ever received was a broken drum. You can't beat that.
I got an email from Google saying, 'At Google Earth, we are able to read maps backwards!' and I thought, 'That's just spam!'
"Act like a parent. Talk like a peer. It's called peer-enting.'"
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What do houses wear? An address.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.