The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.