The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.'
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.