The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.