The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.'
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why is the letter A like a flower? Because a “b' comes after it!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.