The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What kind of cereal do leprechauns eat? Lucky Charms.