The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum? It takes a paradox.
- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep… \- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…\- Son, don't panic, it's only 2 kilograms, no big deal. \- Well, there are some Colombians who'd disagree with you mom…
My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new "Divorce Barbie" She comes with half of Ken's stuff.
My New Years resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language. I don’t have a clue how I’m going to get all that done by tomorrow.
Today I cooked something for my family and they all said it was terrible. Jokes on them, the smoke detector thought it was fire.
What's a pirates favorite CD? A CD-R
I think my cats are communists They expect free food and keep talking about Mao.
My 4 year old came up with this one: How do you turn a fly into a mosquito? With Magic.
Did you know that birthdays are actually good for your health? Studies have shown that a person who has more birthdays live the longest
Why do cuddly toys never eat? Because they are stuffed
What do you call a set of wires that like to communicate moral based children’s stories? Aesop’s Cables
A group of nagging dentists discovered and new chemical element. It's called Phlosphorus.
Two cows are standing in a field... Two cows are standing in a field, One turns to the other and says, “Did you hear about the Mad Cow Disease going around the farm?” The other cow responds, “Good thing I’m a helicopter.”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90°.
What do you call a dinosaur with a drinking problem? Hepatosaurus