The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping for the first time? Damn, i will never get that scent out of my fish.
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it.
Why is Orion's belt the worst constellation? It's a waist of space.
How do you lift an elephant with one hand? You can't, elephant only have feet.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
What do you call a hot dog on wheels?' 'Fast food!'
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What is the scariest tree? BamBOO!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.