The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
What does a librarian use to go fishing? A bookworm.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.