The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'