The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
Why do hamburgers go south for the winter? So they don’t freeze their buns.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.