The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.