The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.