The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
What do houses wear? An address.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather? A shoe.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!