The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.