The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.