The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.