The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do houses wear? An address.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner — it was just gathering dust!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.