The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.