The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad? Absent-tea parent.
I’m making a coat out of pancakes. I call it my flapjacket.
What does the flower say when it wants you to leave it alone? Begonia!
A guy walks into a bar climbs onto a stool and screams, "ASSHOLES! ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!""HEY!" someone yells out. "You watch your mouth!""Why?" the guy challenges. "Are you a lawyer?""No, I'm an asshole!"
Did you hear about the angle that cought COVID It was acute
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.