The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.