The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!
What do you call a majority of the market share in the north east? You have a MAINEopoly
A dad joke Is something that only groan men are allowed to tell.
Self-driving cars will never work right. No matter how you try, it will always be buggy code.
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me. One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.It was a sham rock.
I'd like to get the rights to show Miami Vice backwards I'd call it Miami Vice Versa
It used to be free to fill your tires with air now it costs $1.50! Now that's what you call inflation!