The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
“I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. It turns out nobody thought I was fare.”
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Two English tourists were driving through Wales.At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch they asked the waitress: “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument.Can you pronounce where we are,very,very,slowly?" The girl leaned over and said:“Burrr… gurrr… King.”