The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

She kept saying that the Earth was flat while the elevator we were in kept going up. She was wrong on so many levels

What do you call someone who is both a physician who can treat you and a physician who cannot?!?!?!?!?! A pair-a-docs.

A limerick about my life right now I might soon be resting in clover,At the end of my days as a rover.But I'm still not appeasedWhether I've got disease,Or just that I'm really hungover.

For my birthday I bought a pair of ghost bumblee earrings. This way my face can always be between a pair of boo-bees.

What color is the wind? Blew

Donkey could take down Bruce Lee... ...because he entered the dragon

What do you call a family of Mexican-American robots? Tex Mechs

Would you like the soup or salad? Oh, that sounds much too big for me. I’ll just have the regular-sized salad, thank you!

I'm starting a protest against the evil capitalist structure promoted by Vietnamese soup salesmen. We are Anti-Pho

What does a catholic, a Jew, a Muslim, and a black person have in common these days? None of them know how it feels to be discriminated against at a water fountain

Cop spots a guy driving past with a South American plate. He's eating some kind of Mexican food and has no clothes on! He pulls him over and asks, "Where are you from? What are you eating? Aren't you cold?" "Chilly", he replies.

So tired of all these restrictions... I'm getting so tired of all these quarantine-related restrictions.For example, I just found out today that when I'm in public the governor is requiring me to wear pants.

I should go rob a bank where all the security guards are women I would be invisible to them

I can’t find my vegetables. Hopefully, they turnip soon.

I decided against breaking into the Home Depot to steal their largest egg beater... It was too big a whisk