The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

My wisdom tooth came out the other day. I still love him no matter what.

What's a sea monster's favourite food? Fish and ships

A woman who lived next door to a preacher was puzzled by his personality change.At home he was shy, quiet and retiring, but in the church he was a real fire orator, rousing the masses in the name of God. It was as if he were two different people. One day she asked him about the dramatic transformation that came over him when he preached.“Ah,” he said, “That’s my altar ego.”

Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.

If 666 is the evil number Then 25.8069 is the root of all evil

My wife and I had a huge argument last week. She called me gullible and financially irresponsible. I can't wait to see the look on her face when I tell her I just won the Nigerian lottery!

How many lips does a flower have? Tulips

What do you call a couple of ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Romance

Two students were talking about their childhood. I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk.""You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three!"

How do you know when an Irishman has a stomach ache? He’ll be Dublin over

Why wouldn't the jelly come out of the jar? It was jammed.

What do men do standing up and women do sitting down and dogs do by lifting one leg? Shake hands, of course!

Kathy: "Wow, you have really gorgeous hair." Chandler: "Thanks, I grow it myself."

What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.

What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.