The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Q: What side of a tree grows the most branches? A: The outside!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.