The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Can February March? No, but April May!