The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.