The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?' 'Pilgrims.'
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'