The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
Can February March? No, but April May!
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.