The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
What did the blanket say to the bed? I’ve got you covered.
My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products. She had clear vinyl on her furniture
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
TIL a Goose's beak is composed of 4 elements: Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Potassium. HONK
What did one ocean say to the other Nothing they just waved.Did you sea what I did there?Are you shore that you get it?Maybe I didn't shell you the joke.I think you need to clam down.Woah, stop being such a beach.Whale then, that's all the puns I have today.