The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow? An animal that’s in a baaaaad mooood.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…