The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
a parking enforcement officer just cast a spell on me because I parked in a handicap spot illegally “you will be toad”
My cousin who stutters was sentenced to 6 months in prison That was two years ago, but he still hasn’t finished his sentence
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening!?" "The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!""So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear."Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
One day a mom made a bowl of salad for her son Son scowls and said: "Mommy I told you I hate salad!" then proceeds to throw the bowl of salad to the ground.Mom angrily responds: "Oh you salad tosser!"
How copper wire was invented. Dad: So, what did you need help with?Son: I need to know how copper wire was invented.Dad: It all started when 2 lawyers were fighting over a penny.Son: ...
I adopted a goat the other day, but my mom said I'd have to get rid of it... I guess as long as I live with my parents, I'll have to make sacrifices.
What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop? Just-ice.
{air horn sound} {second air horn sound}Me: “this isn’t deodorant”
As I was picking up my mother in law from the airport, I asked her, “So, how long do you think you’ll be staying with us?”She answered, “Well... for as long as you like.” “Not even for coffee??”
I bought a pair of Meatloaf underpants [NSFW] The front says "I would do anything for love", and the back says "but I won't do that".
Wife: Darling, let’s enjoy our weekend this week! Husband: Sounds good! Let’s meet on Monday.
I was having trouble reading the paper the other day . . . . . . so I went to the optimist and he said everything was fine.