The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.