The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋

Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'

What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!

Why do peppers make such good archers? Because they habanero.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'

Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.

What do you call bears with no ears? B.

I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.

Clothes, but no cigar.

Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.