The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.