The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?' 'A meltdown.'
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.