The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.