The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.