The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!