The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the T-Rex use to cut wood? A dino-saw.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I received a letter from my opticians, but I’m concerned about their printer.... Either it’s failing or they used a blurry font. So weird.