The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Niece: I have a lot of friends named Nathan, there’s Nathan…(endless droning about nicknames). Me: When they are together, do you call them The United Nathans?
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.