The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth. He said it was acci-dental.
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.