The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.