The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provolone, but only if you have it’s parmesan.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.