The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
My wife and I are debating whether or not to get marble countertops in our kitchen I feel like we’ll just take them for granite
A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
A drunk man ran over a policeman, and immediately dials 911 - 911?- Yes- Well, now you're 910.
LPT: The key to job security is not just cultivating a strong relationship with your boss, but your boss' boss as well. Having constant open dialogue, strengthening trust, and exhibiting vulnerability is key especially during periods of layoffs... That way over time you'll hopefully build up enough black mail material to against them in case they ever want to fire you.
A giraffe can grow up to 18 feet But they usually only have 4
A few days ago, a team of 200 scientists released the first ever image of a cosmic body with a mass 7 billion times that of the sun's, also known as yo mama lmao
Did you hear about China's new space program? I hear it's going to be a Long March.
What is a middle easterner's favorite instrument? Qatar
What do you call a really dumb zipper? A zipshit.
I don't know whether there is a dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour, but I'll believe it when I see it. You can say I'm agnocchic.
What do you call cold Mexican food? A Brrrr-rito.Guess what I had for breakfast. Apologies if repost.
I went to the beach yesterday and stopped at this stall with a sign that said "Lobster Tails $1". I thought that was a good deal, so I gave the man the money and he said "Once upon a time there was a lobster..."
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.
What did the alpaca say to his date? "Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch."