The Best (and Worst) Corny & Cheesy Dad Jokes 👋
Dive into the world of corny & cheesy dad jokes that are so bad, they’re good! Packed with puns, groan-worthy punchlines, and all the charm of classic dad humor, these jokes are sure to get a laugh—or at least an eye roll. Perfect for anyone who loves a little bit of cheese with their humor, our corny & cheesy dad jokes are the ultimate way to lighten the mood and share a laugh. Explore our collection for endless cheesy fun!
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
Which friends do you always bring to dinner? Your taste buds.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.